56. It all started when I opened a glitter bomb during my 9am lecture. An hour later, I found my dead boy/girlfriend’s body in the middle of the quad.
57. Your best friend passes away and is assigned as your guardian angel. One problem: they’re terrible at their job.
58. “If I start leaking blood from my eyeballs, I am going to come back and haunt you so hard.”
59. To say the wedding didn’t go as planned was the understatement of the century.”